lifeless: (i uploaded this for aki)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[mandricardo while triggering manwol: sorry im awkward]

Are you a:

A.) anti-capitalist
B.) NEET
C.) sugar baby
D.) all of the above?
lifeless: (right in front of my salad?)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[im in tears]

Then how else are you making a living????? Who's supporting you? Your wife? Husband? Children?
lifeless: (do i DESERVE to hear this from you)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh







what's a heroic spirit and why are you not getting paid
lifeless: (glad im only using these icons)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[okay give her a moment manwol's seen a lot of shit but this is Something Absolutely New.]

so you're like a celebrity then. a celebrity that 'masters'? can order around? [is this like cameo....]

what exactly is in it for you? what do you get out of this? you DO get something out of it, right?
lifeless: (i should at least make these funny)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is a lot]

This is a lot.
I mean, I believe you when you say this situation is weird but I can't get over the fact that wizards can summon you without asking for your permission first.
wait is that what you meant by 'never really worked'? does your master keep you alive?
lifeless: (if it is i would win)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE A RAW DEAL FOR SERVANTS!!!]

I think you should quit.
lifeless: (heard that you needed a gremlin)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you come and work for me instead? I don't have mana, but maybe I could anchor your soul to something so that you don't have to rely on me.
lifeless: (AND they were fcking)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, anchor it. Stick it in something else. Maybe a suit of armor, since you apparently like that kind of thing.
lifeless: (disbelief)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hey. I only have the best-looking armor at my hotel.

[that's the only reason to say no right]
lifeless: (OH... fck)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[c-caught....]

I would never. [manwol lies] Anyway, just think about it. I'll keep that offer open for you until we finally get out of here.
lifeless: (judging pt 2)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
oh. so you do have a place to go then. :(

[(disappointed.gif)]