[BINCH YOU DIED FIRST LAST TIME, ME FIRST THIS TIME.]
Ah... I couldn't even imagine doing that. Just going in a straight line is a bit challenging.
[At least he's honest. ANYWAY, GRABBIN SOME SKATES and then handing a pair to Mandricardo! He'll move over to a bench soon after so he can start putting them on. Carefully. Non-broken-ankle foot first.]
[He thinks Sakyou is a lot more graceful than he is. But cool! Blade shoes! He'll sit next to the other, starting to put them on, but...looking with concern over at that ankle.]
[ABSOLUTELY NOT KICKFLIPS MYSELF OFF AND INTO HELL.
Anyway he's just smiling! Reassuringly! Don't worry about it.]
I've already managed once or twice well enough. I just can't move as quickly as I'd otherwise be able to, most likely.
[He says most likely because he doesn't actually know how fast he'd be able to travel on ice skates without broken legs. He's got good balance but knife shoes are a different ballgame...]
[And he's got his on, too - its a bit weird "walking" on them for the little distance he has to go to the rink, but he'll reach out to hold Sakyou's hand.]
[haha wouldn't it be funny if we died in a gay skating accident and had to retcon it, anyways]
[And...wow. Ice skating! He is definitely spreading legs wide and throwing out his free hand to keep balance, but....well, he's done well with weird tricks on horses, so this isn't too bad. For now.]
[may this skating rink last forever so we can die in a gay skating accident in the future--
SWEET MANDRICARDO... The hilarity. Somehow, even on broken legs and having to hold onto the wall, Sakyou manages to look pretty elegant. He is just one of those infuriating kinds of people.]
It helps if you put your weight toward the front as you move. Not too far, though.
[yeah they've been on this skating rink for two weeks]
[And yeah that IS infuriating, but Mandricardo will! Try to emulate! He leans forward - and with a WHOA WHOAH WHOAH - he leans back before he topples over.]
Shit. [Okay, now he's got it? Sort of.] Feel like my legs are gonna go out from under me.
[see mastermind THIS is the gay entertainment you need not your lame murders]
U-uh. Oh, like...them? [Yeah, that looks MUCH more stable. Wow. Show-offs. Mandricardo sets his jaw, before shifting to do the same, bumping shoulders with Sakyou a little with the movement.] Huh. That is better.
Very cozy, though, dang. Sakyou holds the arm tucked into his securely, though he's still keeping his free arm on the wall Just In Case. Trust no one... and trust no one's balance.]
It is, yes? A bit harder to move, but it isn't as though we're going very fast, anyway.
[They are truly both going to backdated die at this rink. Sakyou just looks amused which he really shouldn't given the fact that his fool life is also on the line!!]
That feels like a bit of a risky decision to make, doesn't it?
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Ah... I couldn't even imagine doing that. Just going in a straight line is a bit challenging.
[At least he's honest. ANYWAY, GRABBIN SOME SKATES and then handing a pair to Mandricardo! He'll move over to a bench soon after so he can start putting them on. Carefully. Non-broken-ankle foot first.]
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You'll get the hang of it, I think.
[He thinks Sakyou is a lot more graceful than he is. But cool! Blade shoes! He'll sit next to the other, starting to put them on, but...looking with concern over at that ankle.]
Um. Are you sure it's okay for you to do this?
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Anyway he's just smiling! Reassuringly! Don't worry about it.]
I've already managed once or twice well enough. I just can't move as quickly as I'd otherwise be able to, most likely.
[He says most likely because he doesn't actually know how fast he'd be able to travel on ice skates without broken legs. He's got good balance but knife shoes are a different ballgame...]
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[vibrates anxiously....SAKYOU YOUR PHYSICAL STATE............]
Um, you can lean on me if you need to!
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But for today he's at least being 5% more chill than he would be without broken bones...]
It helps to keep a hand on the wall. Though if it isn't too much trouble, I should like to hold your hand, as well.
[Gay skating stability.]
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My hand? [He blinks, before giving an emphatic nod.] Sure. Anything that helps...
[are we going to yuri on ice this]
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Thank you.
[hell yeah we are. Sakyou will finish lacing up his skates, in any case. Once they're both done, he'll extend a hand back out.]
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[And he's got his on, too - its a bit weird "walking" on them for the little distance he has to go to the rink, but he'll reach out to hold Sakyou's hand.]
[He smiles.]
Let's go?
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But!! He gives Mandricardo's hand a little squeeze once it's in his, setting his free hand against the wall.]
Mm, let's.
[And stepping onto the ice! Thank god he's had at least one practice round by now so he won't send them both spiraling off into hell immediately.]
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[And...wow. Ice skating! He is definitely spreading legs wide and throwing out his free hand to keep balance, but....well, he's done well with weird tricks on horses, so this isn't too bad. For now.]
Wow. It feels way different than walking.
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SWEET MANDRICARDO... The hilarity. Somehow, even on broken legs and having to hold onto the wall, Sakyou manages to look pretty elegant. He is just one of those infuriating kinds of people.]
It helps if you put your weight toward the front as you move. Not too far, though.
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[And yeah that IS infuriating, but Mandricardo will! Try to emulate! He leans forward - and with a WHOA WHOAH WHOAH - he leans back before he topples over.]
Shit. [Okay, now he's got it? Sort of.] Feel like my legs are gonna go out from under me.
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Anyway this is pretty cute and very amusing and Sakyou is trying his best to not be a rude little shit about it.]
If you would like a little more stability, we can hook arms instead?
[Nodding toward some other NPC couple that's probably nyooming by arm in arm very sweetly and not crashing and burning like these dweebs.]
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U-uh. Oh, like...them? [Yeah, that looks MUCH more stable. Wow. Show-offs. Mandricardo sets his jaw, before shifting to do the same, bumping shoulders with Sakyou a little with the movement.] Huh. That is better.
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Very cozy, though, dang. Sakyou holds the arm tucked into his securely, though he's still keeping his free arm on the wall Just In Case. Trust no one... and trust no one's balance.]
It is, yes? A bit harder to move, but it isn't as though we're going very fast, anyway.
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[He's smiling a little - actually enjoying himself.]
Look, we're getting the hang of it, right?
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Once you get into a good rhythm, the only difficult part is stopping.
[Said teasingly... even though he's being real as hell...]
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[he is. not smart]
Um, I-I'll put my life in your hands, okay?
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That feels like a bit of a risky decision to make, doesn't it?
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[A pause here, as some NPCs pass them, and he wobbles a little.]
I trust you.
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He can't help but to laugh just a bit, though there's nothing malicious in it.]
Well, how can I possibly let you down in that case? Whenever you wish to stop, just say the word.