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Mandricardo ([personal profile] duranduel) wrote2021-06-08 12:07 am
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headsplitter: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? ([007])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why would it be animal abuse?!

[ SWING AND A MISS. ]
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-08 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're using bats! YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME THIS.
headsplitter: I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven't pooped it out? ([043])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah?! It's baseball, of course we're gonna be using baseball bats!

[ DOY ]
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-08 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I-Is this what the modern world is like...? They're using poor animals to play sports...what a cruel world it is...
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?! It's not animals, we're not using actual bats! It's baseball bats! Made of wood! Jeez, we'd get slaughtered by devils if we used animal bats as baseball bats!
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-08 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
...

Wait, bats are not bats?
headsplitter: How do I ask a question on Yahoo answers? ([022])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Bats aren't the same as bats!
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-08 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
So you're saying- [MAKES FLAPPING MOTION] - isn't the same as what you're talking about.
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
No! I told you, [ MIMICS CLOSED BAT WINGS (dead person) ] isn't the same as baseball bats! Those kinds of bats are too big to be swinging around anyway!
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
...

[huh]

So it's just hitting a ball...?
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I can run...I can run well...

[AGILITY RANK A...]
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[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Then you can totally play baseball! Join the team I'm making to go against Spring!
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I can...but hey, if I don't like it, I-I'm quitting!
headsplitter: Is Anime for losers...? ([058])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Okay whatever you say! -- Uh.

[ Huh, did he ever get Mandy's name? (He does not read profiles,) ]
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
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Mandricardo. I'm Mandricardo.
headsplitter: My child just called me "sus"? ([052])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ The record shows that Caiman doesn't repeat that back at him. Just points at himself instead. ]

Caiman.
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Caiman...okay.

[A long beat. Internally he's like OKAY WE'RE DONE CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE NOW AHHHH]

When is...this baseball?
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[personal profile] duranduel 2021-06-09 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Next week. Got it.

[And then silence.]

[WHAT ELSE CAN HE SAY]
headsplitter: What does "she want the d" mean? ([020])

[personal profile] headsplitter 2021-06-09 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOTHING. He'll get a happy pat from Caiman on his back though. ]

Okay, see you on the field sword guy!

[ He knows the name I promise. But at least Mandy will finally get his freedom away from Caiman...!! ]
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