lifeless: (i think she's eating something here)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you.

You know I was a bandit once? Weird, right?
lifeless: (treekin)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-07 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. It was a long time ago for me too. I usually have everything I need these days, so I never went back to it.
lifeless: (i also love this outfit)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know. I was forced to accept an alternative. That and I no longer had to support others through stealing. I had a career change, basically.
lifeless: (overreaction much)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[]

It's different now but it's still work. Does anyone like working? Do you?
lifeless: (i uploaded this for aki)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[mandricardo while triggering manwol: sorry im awkward]

Are you a:

A.) anti-capitalist
B.) NEET
C.) sugar baby
D.) all of the above?
lifeless: (right in front of my salad?)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[im in tears]

Then how else are you making a living????? Who's supporting you? Your wife? Husband? Children?
lifeless: (do i DESERVE to hear this from you)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh







what's a heroic spirit and why are you not getting paid
lifeless: (glad im only using these icons)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[okay give her a moment manwol's seen a lot of shit but this is Something Absolutely New.]

so you're like a celebrity then. a celebrity that 'masters'? can order around? [is this like cameo....]

what exactly is in it for you? what do you get out of this? you DO get something out of it, right?
lifeless: (i should at least make these funny)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is a lot]

This is a lot.
I mean, I believe you when you say this situation is weird but I can't get over the fact that wizards can summon you without asking for your permission first.
wait is that what you meant by 'never really worked'? does your master keep you alive?
lifeless: (if it is i would win)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE A RAW DEAL FOR SERVANTS!!!]

I think you should quit.
lifeless: (heard that you needed a gremlin)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you come and work for me instead? I don't have mana, but maybe I could anchor your soul to something so that you don't have to rely on me.
lifeless: (AND they were fcking)

[personal profile] lifeless 2021-06-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, anchor it. Stick it in something else. Maybe a suit of armor, since you apparently like that kind of thing.

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