Huh?! It's not animals, we're not using actual bats! It's baseball bats! Made of wood! Jeez, we'd get slaughtered by devils if we used animal bats as baseball bats!
No! I told you, [ MIMICS CLOSED BAT WINGS (dead person) ] isn't the same as baseball bats! Those kinds of bats are too big to be swinging around anyway!
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But bats come in wood form too! It kinda counts as a sword and shouldn't be blocked with your cursey-thingamajig right!
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We're-we're using BATS? Isn't that animal abuse?!
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[ SWING AND A MISS. ]
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[ DOY ]
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Wait, bats are not bats?
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[huh]
So it's just hitting a ball...?
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[AGILITY RANK A...]
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[ Huh, did he ever get Mandy's name? (He does not read profiles,) ]
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Mandricardo. I'm Mandricardo.
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Caiman.
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[A long beat. Internally he's like OKAY WE'RE DONE CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE NOW AHHHH]
When is...this baseball?
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[And then silence.]
[WHAT ELSE CAN HE SAY]
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Okay, see you on the field sword guy!
[ He knows the name I promise. But at least Mandy will finally get his freedom away from Caiman...!! ]