FOR MALIK

[duranduel]

Comments

[duranduel]

[It's a combo of what seems to be sage, basil, fennel, marjoram, and thyme. He also has brought some tofu in.]

I know no meat...but I think it needs a bit of protein. It'll suck up the flavors.

[godcards]

Tofu is okay. I just don't like meat.

[ why do you think he's like 120lbs. he eats like a fucking rabbit. ]

[duranduel]

Tofu it is, then. Cut the turnip into small slivers, please.

[Tossing it at him!]

[godcards]

[ while he's doing that: ]

This seems like a lot of work.

[ IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 MINUTES? ]

[duranduel]

[Pointing at him.]

It's an attitude like that which will have you starving within the day. What are you going to do, bite into an uncooked turnip like an apple?

[godcards]

Why not? Turnips are edible, aren't they?

[duranduel]

They might be, but if it only takes a bit of time to make it tasty and filled with more nutrients for your body, why not do it?

[godcards]

I'd rather just eat the turnips.

[duranduel]

What if you die from like. Soil bacteria.

[godcards]

I know how to wash them.

[duranduel]

That isn't the point...

[He actually looks...vaguely annoyed? And then surprised, but at himself.]

Either way, it's quick and easy to learn. Cutting vegetables won't hurt you.

[godcards]

That's the point of you teaching me, isn't it?

[ he sees that expression but also: doesn't care. ]