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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
You can offer your own prayers. I have most of it handled myself, so just talk to them like you would if they were here.

[ He rips out a couple pages from the notebook and folds them up, then places them in the offering bowl. ]

Normally, there's funeral mourners for this kind of thing, so that can be your role. If you can make yourself cry, that's even better.

[ you can tell by his tone that he isn't joking about this. ]
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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
No. You can mourn whoever you like first.

I'm praying for their protection.

[ and he begins! i'm not rewriting this nonsense but he is reciting common funerary spells, such as: the dead keeping their names; making sure they do not forget their names; guarding them against the loss of their hearts; various protections against the perils of the afterlife; for not dying again in the realm of the dead; to have their powers restored; having power over their enemies; ensuring a safe journey; and for making a spirit worthy.

he's going to be here a while. he's not paying attention to mandi anymore, who is free to do his thing without fear of judgement. ]
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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ malik is still doing his thing! his prayers are pretty verbose, and after he does his first act, he's going on to the second. he's sounds like he's practiced this, but that's what happens when your entire job is religion. ]

Glory be to thee, O Osiris Un-Nefer, thou great god in Abtu, King of Eternity, Lord of Everlastingness, God whose existence is millions of years, eldest son of Nut, begotten by Geb, the Ancestor-Chief, Lord of the Crowns of the South and the North, Lord of the High White Crown. Thou art the Governor of gods and of men and hast received the sceptre, the whip, and the rank of thy Divine Fathers. Thy power is widespread, and great is the terror of thy name 'Osiris.' Thou endurest for all eternity in thy name of 'Un-Nefer.' Homage to thee, King of kings, Lord of lords, Governor of governors, who from the womb of the Sky-goddess hast ruled the World and the Under World. The gods come before thee bowing low. They hold thee in fear. They withdraw and retreat when they see the awfulness of Ra upon thee; the thought of the conquests of thy Majesty is in their hearts. Life is with thee.

Let them follow thy Majesty as when they were on earth, let their souls be summoned, and let them be found near the Lords of Truth.
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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he finishes up his prayer, and turns to a very emotional mandricardo. ]

That'll do.

...There's more spells in the bowl. [ the pages he had placed in there. ]

It will protect them, even if there's no way for them to face judgment.
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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ malik averts his gaze. ]

I... it's nothing. Just don't tell people about it. I'm not doing this for everybody who dies.

[ I just don't want to be haunted... ]
Edited 2021-07-24 19:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] godcards 2021-07-24 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I don't like ghosts. ]

...You're welcome.

If you're able to get alcohol for Manwol, she'd like that. I can't get it either, because I'm underage... but there's nothing left to say to them, and they have to make it to the afterlife on their own.

[ a beat. ] Or daycare, I suppose.